Thanks for handling the election Ed.  I heard Rob didn't get a ballot.

Joseph, which do you prefer, Loose or Stretchy Pants?

Tim, last weekend New Jersey's Jan Ove Waldner was sent to Arizona to capture their coveted prize.

David Rosenzweig!!! Wow! So much firepower for those leafless tree lovers?

I thought I was clear on my Stretchy Pants ban.

Joseph told me to take off these Stretchy Pants.  Can you help?

This isn't the appropriate time or venue, besides, I think he's watching.

I'll wait by this post till the game is over.

Sheri, I'm told you're looking for assistance.

 I don't care what Alan says about crossing the court; I'm out of here!

I'll pretend I'm Sheri and you can kiss my Armpit.

Thanks honey!  It's great being Player of the Year.